Who the hell am I?

You Are 64% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic. Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality!

Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

Your Social Anxiety Level: 60%

You have moderate social anxiety. It's possible that you have a serious social anxiety problem. But it's also likely that you can help yourself, by getting out more and trying new, scary activities. No one's secretly judging you. So be yourself, and if you screw up, just laugh.

Are You Socially Anxious?

You Were the Arty Kid

Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique. You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!

Who Were You In High School?

You Are Occasionally a Wimp

You're pretty tough in every day life. You don't back down easily. However, you can be a wimp at times, especially in stressful situations. You can be overwhelmed or intimidated or just plain scared when life gets rough. While these are natural reactions, you may want to face your fears a little more.

Are You a Wimp?

You Would Make a Horrible 1930's Wife

You are way too non conformist, independent, and sassy to be an ideal retro wife. You may be so wild that you aren't even considering marriage! Good thing we don't live in the 1930s anymore!

Would You Have Been a Good Wife in the 1930s?

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

You Are 90% Kinky

If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky!

Are You Kinky?

You Act Like You Are 23 Years Old

You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up. The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them.

What Age Do You Act?

Mi asqueroso subconciente me traiciona

Anoche soñe la cosa mas bizarra que recuerdo en mucho tiempo, jajaja y me da mucho asco y aqui les va la historia.

Resulta que aparesco en una habitacion de un departamento bastante bonito, estoy en la cama con un hombre acurrucada de cucharita, me empieza a hablar y volteo a verlo y es nada mas ni nada menos que Cuauhtemoc Blanco!!! el horroroso futbolista ese, que se ve triste y me mira a los ojos contandome sus penas de la vida de rico y famoso, y yo me saco de pedo bien cabron, me siento como el guey del programa ese en el que viajaba en el tiempo y aparecia en diferentes epocas encarnando personajes bien raros para ayudarlos en sus vidas, total que en mi sueño me da pena ser amante de ese sujeto tan gachito, y en que mis amigas se van a burlar de mi cuando se enteren, pero ya, lo consuelo y tenemos una charla sumemente profunda de la vida y el amor y se pone a llorar y en eso que suena mi despertador.



No mamesssssssss

no me concia tan malos gustos

pero si es usted una persona de buen gusto vaya a la expo que ando organizando con un selecto grupo de amistades, vaya, brinde, y compre arte bien barato, aqui el flyer:



Calzada de la Viga #1238, entre los Ejes 5 y 6 sur. a un par de cuadras al norte de Río Churubusco. del lado derecho. se encuentra justo después de un bancomer.